Duckless
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Gee... all I want is a stinking duck. It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand. For instance: yesterday, after coming back home from an unsuccessful duck hunt at Walmart & Kohl's, usually lots of JK's + JL's there, I was greeted by my 3 young grandchildren. They use to run and give me a loud "Grandpa's home!" + hug but now they look at the windshield, see the empty dash, and shake their heads. Also don't know for sure, hearing isn't what it use to be, but I think I heard my wife of 43 yrs mumble under her breath that I should sleep in a separate bedroom. Strange too I can't find the bottle of blue pills that are in the back of my night table drawer. You guys & ladies, with so many ducks that they haunt your very being, should walk just a few feet in my shoes. To live in New Jersey, without a row of ducks on your dash, is a humiliating & shameful experience.
OP
Oh please, if I ever get one, let that be my 1st duck.
To live in New Jersey, without a row of ducks on your dash, is a humiliating & shameful experience.
To live in New Jersey, with or without a dashboard duck, is a humiliating and shameful experience.
Just driving through is painful enough.
Please post your complete address so all of us can send you the annoying ducks that we've tossed into our back seats.
Screw it. I'm jumping back in.
On a recent trip to Amsterdam, I came across this store.......I specifically took a picture because I'm the only guy where I work who owns a JL (yes, I got it right this time you meatbags) who's dashboard isn't covered in ducks, because I refuse.
On a recent trip to Amsterdam, I came across this store.......I specifically took a picture because I'm the only guy where I work who owns a JL (yes, I got it right this time you meatbags) who's dashboard isn't covered in ducks, because I refuse.
That's not how I remember the red light district looking
I'm sending you one of my ducks just because I feel sorry for you. Not because you don't have one, but because you live in New Jersey. 
I'm sending you one of my ducks just because I feel sorry for you. Not because you don't have one, but because you live in New Jersey.
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You sending the Hillary Clinton one?
It’s the ugly one with the others on speed dial
I like handing out 10mm sockets or end wrenches with a note that your Jeep is a 10.
Can't remember who first posted that one these forums but it's the right idea.
-Mac
Can't remember who first posted that one these forums but it's the right idea.
-Mac
Yeah, why be enslaved by ducks?
The word Jeep does not appear in the book. That's unfortunate.
OP
Please post your complete address so all of us can send you the annoying ducks that we've tossed into our back seats.
I really appreciate the kindness of everyone but I'll have to politely resist the offer. Won't be able to sleep at night, in my exile to a spare bedroom, knowing I had to beg for a duck. Being in the Army, many years ago 71 to 74, I knew men who had been awarded real medals. So I feel, deep inside, like a real lowlife when I use the stolen valor bait duck but I think somehow Jeep people just know I'm a fake. So no... I'm going to try to honestly earn every duck. A few days past I changed front & rear differential gear oil and installed Teraflex covers just to liven it up a bit. Next a snorkel...
Good grief. I had no idea this was so out of hand. It’s funny around here where I live, I see lots of jeeps but the only ones that wave at me are 2 other Tjs and a dude in a gladiator. So I don’t have to worry about ducks.